May Fourth

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IN THIS HOUSE WE USE THE FORCE. THERE IS NO TRY. WE ARE SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF HERDERS WHO FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING. WE KNOW THAT'S NO MOON, AND THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. LAUGH IT UP FUZZBALL. YOU ARE NO GOOD TO ME DEAD. WE SAY "I LOVE YOU" "I KNOW" AND "I AM YOUR FATHER" BECAUSE IN THIS HOUSE WE DO STAR WARS.

May the 4th be with you.