How do you know it's a bad day for the REAL program?
~You're proud of yourself for rolling out of bed, in the morning.
~You're proud of yourself for eating only half a loaf of bread, instead of the entire loaf.
~You're proud of yourself for eating only six cookies, instead of the whole bag.
~You're proud of yourself for actually having breaks between meals, instead of one meal, all day long.
~You're proud of yourself for remembering that you really do need to exercise, starting tomorrow.
~You're proud of yourself for changing out of pajamas, before it was time to go back to bed.
~You're proud of yourself for remembering you have a REAL program.
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This was so funny. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, ERKing. :-)
ReplyDeleteLove the picture. :)
ReplyDeleteI love "bad day for REAL." Thanks for posting it.
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